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Satellite Garden Nozzle
Problem: Your garden hose is a mess, a tangled ball of confusion! Tired of spending countless hours on your Rubics garden hose? What is a person to do?
Yuck! What a mess!

Yuck What a mess!
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The patent pending, Satellite Garden Nozzle, by MutantCheese

The patent pending, Satellite Garden Nozzle, by MutantCheese, is in constant contact with our Ethiopian Space Institute launched satellite. The patent pending, Satellite Garden Nozzle, by MutantCheese, monitors water requirements and adjusts nozzle performance according to YOUR needs.

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Warning: A small number of side effects may include: nausea, diarrhea, dry mouth, or changes in appetite or weight, sleepiness or insomnia, headache, nervousness, or anxiety, over excitability, under excitability, decreased sex drive, impotence, or difficulty having an orgasm. Do not use if you are pregnant, thinking of getting pregnant or if you have ever been pregnant. Use caution when driving, operating machinery, or performing other hazardous activities. May cause dizziness, blurred vision, or restlessness, and it may hide the symptoms of extreme tiredness.

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MutantCheese
29/12/2006 18:34
Welcome to the NEW MutantCheese.com. Please pardon the dust!